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Six point six.
Class of 2006;
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007
TOO OLD FOR SUICIDE!!! TOO OLD FOR SUICIDE?! BY: jOeY, dR. mEnTaL. XXX-"Too old for suicide," this teacher proved it wrong! On 10th April 2007, a Cedar Girls' Secondary School's teacher, Mr Chan Boon Yeow, otherwise known as Boon Boon Yeow or Chan Mali Chan, attempted suicide. This mentally challenged teacher had attempted suicide while demonstrating the novelty race to the pupils. He wanted to be POPULAR and thus derived this method. He had slowly climbed a swiss ball(it's huge!) and "jumped off"! He landed on his back and now undergoes eye surgery.(dun know why he go 4 eye surgery!) Authors comment: Although he hays hurt his back, he believes that he needs immediate eye surgery. The next time he is blind, he will get back surgery for sure!!! (I am writing this because our English teacher has just taught us how to write a newspaper report!) 4:53 PM |